SUP SUGAR TITS

im christopher parker and iam superwholock

a-sad-guy:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

(via spoken-not-written)

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

(via spoken-not-written)

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via manda)

big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(Source: deanacas, via peanut-butter-sexual)

kiss-kiss-break-the-vase:

things to say during sex: 

  • ne ne papa 
  • wine choudai 
  • let’s make an alliance 
  • easy peasy japaneasy
  • china i choose you 
  • im the hero
  • prussia isnt dead
  • whats a cold
  • suck ball
  • oh crap my fish
  • LATVIAAAA
  • i think it tastes like sandwiches
  • im thinking of painting my house a wicked hipster pink
  • i once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape
  • im canadia
  • am i catholic…or protestant? god, i don’t know
  • i may be small but ive got a big penis
  • PAAAAASSSSTTAAAAAAAA

(Source: amewicuh, via manda)

 MattG124 (via mattg124)

(Source: burnthecommoncold, via mattg124)

Yawns are little handjobs for your lungs, I mean even if it’s not that great, you still want more.

whisperinqs:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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(Source: tortillah, via spoken-not-written)

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

(via manda)

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

(via manda)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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(via spoken-not-written)

navypiers:

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

well that was on hell of a ride

(via spoken-not-written)

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via manda)

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